Dear Syd,
You know, there’s a name for people who taxidermy fictional animals – Capricorns assembled from bits of goat and whale meat; the medieval Orphan Bird made of eagle and peacock and swan; Centaurs. Imagine the dead horse that wakes up to find its throat stuffed full of a man’s torso or the man who discovers that his hips are now a clydesdale. Have some perspective; to remake what has been unmade is really not so clever. You are really not so clever.
